May 2013
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together.
joetrohnam:
Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
cnnbreaking:
constantcomfort:
this whole website is white people making fun of white people.
You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...
– Kathleen Hanna (via a-simplelittlekindoffree)
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
galifianafuck:
*leans in closer to you* *gently touches your thighs* have you seen forrest gump?
For once, I'd like to feel like I'm good enough....
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker