me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together.
joetrohnam: Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
cnnbreaking: constantcomfort: this whole website is white people making fun of white people.
You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...– Kathleen Hanna (via a-simplelittlekindoffree)
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
galifianafuck: *leans in closer to you* *gently touches your thighs* have you seen forrest gump?
For once, I'd like to feel like I'm good enough....
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker